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Your hosts on this wacky ride are...
JoeyJo
Real Name: Jo
Other aliases:JoVamp, Josette (my French name), JoeyJo2K
Insanity: a very, very foul mind, and overcaffeination
Her purpose: Maintaining this haven for the insane
Occupation: manager in training
Mony
(she's on the right)
Real Name: Lori
Other aliases: EatAPeach, CamsMyBoy, LoriLeeDammit
Insanity: bitchiness and dominance, oh add an obsession with rock
band U2
Her purpose: Official Asylum nurse
Occupation: housewife and devoted mom to an Iron Chef wannabe - now expecting a future Asylumite! CONGRATS!!!!!
Dr Macho
Real Name: Tom
Other aliases: TOMZAN, DrMacho
Insanity: quick wit, gigolo, and the need to be the next SURVIVOR
His purpose: Official Asylum doctor
Occupation: student teacher
Sir Eric the
Large
Real Name: Eric
Other aliases: Snoopy2K, NTGoon2K, Sir Eric, IP, The Game
Insanity: a really foul mind and the capacity to pull ideas out
of his ass
His purpose: Official Asylum scribe -- keeper of the Fuck You list,
Bullshit file, Too Much Free Fucking Time file, WTF file, and the Dumber
Than Owlshit file, and let's not forget the John Rocker Award
Occupation: systems admin for a prestigious university
Raq (yes that
is Jeff Hardy in the pic)
Real Name: Raquel
Other aliases:EmotionlyUnblncd, XXLadyRaquelXX, BrennaWithin
Insanity: plenty of em! That's why we love her :)
Her purpose: official wrestling source of the Asylum
Occupation: crud I can't remember.
Sarah
Name:Sarah
other aliases: stopwf317
Insanity: Canada freak, fetish for Canuck men and wrestling freak
Her Purpose: to find a nice Canadian to keep her company
Occupation: EMT student
Dave
Real Name: Dave
Other aliases: anime82174
Insanity: BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
His purpose: to hump the legs of every female Asylumite
Occupation: dishwasher & Jo's boyfriend
Henry
Real Name: Henry
Other aliases: HIM
Insanity: anachronism and SCA/Pennsic obsession
His purpose: political debates and source for good news tidbits
and cartoons
Occupation: Courthouse slave
Maggie
Real Name:Maggie
Other aliases: Mags, JaneEyre75, Gabby599
Insanity: being the prophet of filthiness for the late great DIVINE
Her purpose: spreading the word of filth and increasing the shock
value in any room
Occupation: social worker & graduate student in special education
Toni
Real Name: Antoinette
Other aliases: Toni (most common), Kender, Yoruko
Insanity: thinks she's Japanese or a vampire
Her purpose: a complete Japanese conversion by spring or summer
2001
Occupation: English teacher in Japan
Sir Rob
Real Name: Rob
Other aliases: Sir Rob
Insanity: apiary fetish and songwriting talent (see purpose)
His purpose: Official Asylum bard
Occupation: apiary/science teacher
Name: The Mad Hatter
Real Name: The Mad Hatter
Other Alias: The Mad Hatter(wouldn't you love to know my real name!)
Insanity: Complete nonsense, vivid and detailed imagination, and
intolerance for the interlopers!
Purpose: To turn the world into a real life Wonderland
Occupation: King of Burgers
Stacie
Name: Stacie
other aliases: MyStaci
Insanity: ask a big goober
Her Purpose: like Mony and I, Staci hung out at #acme on IRC. Now that Undernet servers have gone down the toilet, this is a more stable chat environment.
Occupation: not really sure, but is a fulltime mommy!
FunChick
Name: Trish
Insanity: wants to jump in Heartbreak Kid's pants, and maybe a few
hockey players *grin*
Her Purpose: Giving an international flavor to the list
Occupation: Canuck and loving it
Dave
Name: Dave
other aliases: WVHiker, WVUMathMan
Insanity: thinks he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body
His Purpose: Ramblings with a potty mind
Occupation: math grad student
Jim
Name:Jim
other aliases: RodeoBlue
Insanity: closet Canadaphile and hears "Afternoon Delight" constantly
in his head for days and days
His Purpose: Overlord of Starlight Vocal Band Society
Occupation: executive producer
Lady Insane
Name:Lori
other aliases: Lady Insane
Insanity: constantly wears lesbian death shoes and lives with a King Yak.
Her Purpose: right now, holy matrimony with a Yak.
Occupation: graphic designer
Jackie
Name:Jackie
other aliases: sunshine (I'm bright, cheery, and make millions of men rise)
Insanity: has this long and lingering need for a harem of men....(may the fearless leader rent one?)
Her Purpose: MEN!
Occupation: freelance writer
Jennie
Name:Jennie
other aliases: jennieb3569, jwb522, matthew_hardyz_girl
Insanity: Hopeless Romantic/Delusional Overacheiver - dead split on those two
Her Purpose: Getting into bed with Matt Hardy
Occupation: Receiving Clerk
Louise
Name:Louise
other aliases: extremeskittles, jeffzskittle
Insanity: i see dead people! no not really im justt nutti n ppl say i need 2 b locked away * if only they knew how rite they r*
Her Purpose: 2 live in the padded cell
Occupation: @ skule
Rachelle
Name:Rachelle
other aliases: shel3569,hbk3569, dxoutlaws_girl, swantonrainbow77
Insanity: Wishing to live in a fantasy world
Her Purpose: Making my fan fics really happen
Occupation: Pharmacy Technician
Chyld
Name:Chyld
other aliases: broodingchyldvampyre ; Ravens_Macabre ;
celestial_wolf_moon ; Quote_Nevermore
Insanity: **insane laughter**
Her Purpose: Getting into bed with Raven or Undertaker
Occupation: sucking the life or blood out of mortals
Colleen
Name:Colleen
other aliases: ?????
Insanity: .............
Her Purpose: To be as crazy as possible
Occupation: High School Student (Grade 11)
Melissa
Name:Melissa
other aliases: Y2JsPrincessMel
Insanity: : Many
Her Purpose: My quest? Hmm....this is a tough one. I feel like I'm joining some kind of secret society. Um...my quest is to snag the most perfect man in the world...Chris Jericho. (btw, it ain't gonna happen in a million years)
Occupation: Registration Clerk for loser white trash patients
Adam
Name:Adam
other aliases: ?????
Insanity: ?????
His Purpose: ?????
Occupation:graduate research student
Mark
Name:Mark
other aliases: Just Mark, thank you lol
Insanity: : a love for Brit sitcoms
Her Purpose: (jeopardy theme plays...hmmmm)
Occupation: dunno
