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Asylum History
April 7, 1998: The Asylum undergoes a ribbon cutting ceremony.
April 8, 1998: Toni joins the Asylum. Jo implodes.
May 26, 1998: Brooke (Ch00k) joins. She went no mail about
a year later and we haven't heard from her. She also wrote our original
questionnaire for new members.
If you're reading this Brook, come on back
we miss ya :)
December 31, 1969: Rob joins the Asylum. Jo gets so happy,
she implodes.
August 30, 1998: Dave aka WVHiker joins the Asylum. Jo implodes
yet again.
August 31, 1998: Lori aka Mony joins the Asylum. Jo is forcefed
Acme cookies by her.
October 2, 1998: First ever Duck Duck Goose game in the Asylum. Noone
won.
October 14, 1998: Carrie joins the Asylum. She had to leave
due to termination of college account in summer 2000.
We miss ya Carrie!
Come back soon :)
November 4, 1998: Eric joins the Asylum. Jo implodes and it
smells quite shitty.
November 6, 1998: Trish joins the Asylum.
November 9, 1998: Tom aka DrMacho joins the Asylum and treats Jo
to her first physical. Damn!
Angie joins as well. She has since left
the group. Come back soon Angie we miss ya!
Jackie aka ItsMeBlondie joins the Asylum
Mony unleashes the HATE HOLE SONG.
November 13, 1998: Rob is knighted official Bard of the Asylum.
Asylum chapter of Don't Give a Shit Int'l
is created.
November 14, 1998: The Bullshit files are officially opened.
November 30, 1999: The Asylum ends November with the largest amount of
postings ever for the list.
December 14, 1998: Donna joins the Asylum. She has since left us.
Come back soon Donna, we miss you!
Mony disappears.
January 18, 1999: TheAsylum is selected by ListZone to be part of
its list directory! Jo implodes violently because of this happy news :)
February 2, 1999: Mony found in abandoned outhouse after alien abduction
with an anal probe.
DrMacho ends up missing, but found a few days
latter in a kiddie pool of jello chocolate pudding and mail order brides.
February 3, 1999: British invasion as David joins the list. He has
since left the list. We miss ya David!
Eric is coronated official Asylum scribe and
keeper of records.
DrMacho is coronated official Asylum doctor.
circa March 1999: the Too Much Free Fucking Time files are opened.
April 22, 1999: Tiffanie joins the Asylum. She has since left...Come
back soon Tiffanie, we miss ya!
May 10, 1999: First suggestion of WTF files by DrMacho. The idea
would take effect in January 2001.
May 18, 1999: Dumber Than Owl Shit files are opened.
June 30, 1999.43232: Henry joins the Asylum.
August 10, 1999: Jo tells one too many bad jokes and gets paddled
by Eric. The excess paddling causes her to implode.
August 11, 1999: Stacie joins the Asylum.
August 31, 1999: Mony becomes official Nurse of the Asylum.
October 30, 1999: Asylumites report hearing orgasmic sounds from
the Northeast...oh wait that was some inmate who met her favorite pro wrestler
*grin*
October 31, 1999: Jo mails her undies to herself. She receives
them.
November 16, 1999: Nurses at the Asylum let inmates actually feed themselves.
Jo implodes. Mony thinks that sounds fun and she implodes too.
Ronda joins the Asylum. She has since
left. We miss you Ronda! Come back soon :)
January 14, 2000: Bonehead of the Year award renamed John Rocker Award.
January 20, 2000: Mony releases Asylumwide warning about the danger
of mullets.
February 7, 2000: Maggie joins the Asylum. Jo gets very excited about
the increase in filthiness on the list that she accidentially implodes.
June 21, 2000: Rachel joins the Asylum. Jo implodes just for
the hell of it. She has since departed however.
We miss you Rachel! Come back soon :)
June 22, 2000: Jo goes into 12 step program for implosion.
December 13, 2000: Henry tries to cancel Xmas due to election results.
Asylum riot ensues.
Riot ends after promise of Santa bringing
Legos and Barbies to all the good inmates.
January 11, 2001: Mad Hatter joins the Asylum and shows us his diamond
toenails. Inmates look in awe.
January 14, 2001: Raquel joins the Asylum. Jo jumps up and
down with glee.
February 23, 2001: Jo leaves implosion 12 step program. She
is greeted with a surprise party by inmates and she implodes in glee.
July 25, 2001: Lori aka Lady Insane arrives at the Asylum, beginning another Morgantown, WV invasion. Jo implodes continuously for the next 48 hours.
September 2, 2001 Raquel finally admits to sounds or orgasmic pleasure reported from Buffalo after a WWF Event.
September 10, 2001: Stephanie joins her pal Maggie in the Asylum and a shipment of toilets end up on doorsteps nationwide.
September 22 & 23: Asylum mini invasion of Pittsburgh. Bystanders report incident of drunken implosion at Whiskey Dick' s in the Strip District of Pitt. Jo and Eric run into the biggest Test (WWF wrestler) fan in the world and recruit her...she joins about 2-3 days later. Also reports of orgasmic sounds from outside Mellon Arena the 23rd.
September 25, 2001: Sarah -- the ultimate Test fan -- joins the Asylum. She later ends up being a major player in the impending Asylum 'colonization' of Toronto. Crazy Canadians ALWAYS welcome of course! The plan for this trip to Toronto for Wrestlemania X-18 is announced on this day as well.
October 22, 2001 : The Scottish invasion of the Asylum begins as Len joins.Come back soon pal!
November 1, 2001 : Jackie joins the Asylum. Tom becomes the sacrificial lamb and implodes.
November 29,2001: Mark joins the Asylum.
March 14, 2002: The Asylum begins its invasion of Toronto, Canada
March 16, 2002: Jo brings along her boyfriend Dave to the Asylum. He passes the initiation and introduces her to the EDGEMAN.
March 17, 2002: ASYLUM SECTION at Wrestlemania X-8. Eric & Raquel announce the formation of the NEW ASYLUM ORDER.
March 18, 2002: The Asylum departs Toronto after a successful invasion.
March 24, 2002: Raquel begins a wave of Asylum promotion and thanks to it we gain Rachelle, Chyld, and Louise. Jo hugs Raquel and implodes in the process.
March 25, 2002: Jeannie joins the Asylum.
March 27, 2002: Colleen joins the Asylum.
Tom & Jackie get engaged. CONGRATS!!!!!
March 29, 2002: Anicee joins the Asylum.
April 2, 2002: Jason and Adam join the Asylum.
April 3, 2002: Melissa joins the Asylum.