For all you demented and clinically insane...

Just remember...we're watching you...

Merry Christmas!!!!

To all that pop in for a little craziness in their lives, We welcome you...
So what is this Asylum, you ask? 
There is only one way to find out.
Pop into the door -- face it, everyone has an insanity.
And if you're insane enough, you get a key and strait jacket and four cushy padded walls to bounce on!
Even better, nurses feed you well and give you a daily dose of caffeine!
Home sweet home :)

So...what is this Asylum? It's chat with a twisted twist. We don't censor nor do we get offended. Say what you want, as pottymouthed and perverse as you like. Only things we don't allow: spam, slurs, porn and file attachments above 200 kb. Not everyone has that fast of a connection to take them!

Sound good? Want to join us insane? Here is the form:

Your Fearless Leader Speaks -- Read or else :P~~~.

Asylum history -- Where the insanity began, and where it never ends.
Your Asylumites -- Meet the wacko crew!
Crazyass demographics -- demographics of Asylum members
Asylum lingo -- the official dictionary of the Asylum
Classic Asylum postings -- some of the craziest and best from us
Asylum approved -- jokes, bands, movies, TV shows, books selected by Asylumites
Gallery of the Demented -- Asylumites show their hidden talents

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We don't know...and frankely, we don't give a shit.
But ya know what? Sign the freakin' guestbook anyway! .

Silly guests who have passed -- take a peek
Scribble some silliness in the guestbook

Guestbook is here! That's right! BIG FLASHING LIGHTS! LOTS OF BELLS AND ARROWS SAYING OVER THERE! That is the guestbook and (in Monty Python John Cleese style) now.....SIGN IT! :)